saga of bläken the bloodthirsty
[gossip girl rpf, blake/leighton]

( Edward hurried past the smith’s place )

saga of bläken the bloodthirsty
[gossip girl rpf, blake/leighton]

( Penyrir sidestepped )

saga of bläken the bloodthirsty
[gossip girl rpf, blake/leighton]

( Bläken woke to a group of women looming over her )

saga of bläken the bloodthirsty
[gossip girl rpf, blake/leighton]

( What has gotten into you? )

TITLE: Saga of Bläken the Bloodthirsty
AUTHOR: fivewhatfive
RATING: NC-17 (sexytimes; swords are pointy and kill people)
FANDOM: Gossip Girl RPF, Viking AU
PAIRING: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
WORDS: 33,000
NOTES: Crack-melodrama in the style of the Icelandic sagas, as inspired by this. I really wanted to make the May 15th deadline, but I also wanted to make ( Read more... )

( Seeker sort of spoiler times. )

Oh my god, it turns out being ridiculous on Google-related sorcery makes me post even less often. STOP IT, GOOGLE.

This past week I actually sat down and watched things on Regular TV, which I just don't do anymore (this is my face of "Oh yes, I would love to wait months for your poorly-subtitled version of what I can watch online ( Read more... )

Which is funnier:

a) That someone on bleighton_squee has actually linked me to an Old Norse dictionary (what will surely make Bläkens saga BlóðÞyrstr more ridiculous and result in yet another language bastardized by moi LOLOLOLOL)

b) That said dictionary carries hidden meanings.
be diminished / lessen (v.)    minka
OIC ( Read more... )

REVELATION: I caught New York Minute today, which is only the most brilliant thing the Olsen twins have ever done? I mean, they get out of the sewer, go into the HOUSE OF BLING and then everyone randomly sings Itsy Bitsy Spider. OSCAR TIMES ( Read more... )

Oh, Family LOL: For Mother's Day this year, we've all discovered the secret tale of how my grandmother once told baby!Mary me to call her 'aunt' in public instead of 'grandma'. Apparently, she felt like she was too young to be a grandmother. But we all know she was just really vain

Oh, Family (part deux) LOL: For Mother's Day this year, we've all ( Read more... )